It's been a long time since I came around...

My dear weasels, I know it's been quite a while seen I've here but it is time to return to the thicket (thick-et / ' THikit/ - a weasel's habitat commonly known as their batcave). Just in case you guys were wondering, for the past 3 years I have been roaming around the world trying to find some horrifying material to share with you guys.

Things I discovered while roaming the world and the woodlands (that's where we the weasels love to hang out):

1. I still hate/despise/loathe "squared-toe" men shoes...why do men keep on doing this? We should start a world campaign against this MAJOR CRIME.

Excuse me...is this the Donald Duck competition?

2. I still despise pointy men shoes. Are you trying to ski? Because we are quite far from the slopes...

3. Why do women still buy platform flip flop? Your toes spread like vienna sausages and they don't flatter or elongate your ankles. Please stop it please for the love of shoes. Bonus points for: toe ring, french manicure and FitFlops.

Nice...digging the white nail tip with the white flip flop

Please stop it. My eyes are bleeding.

Well, I think this is enough writing for a weasel that has been hibernating for the past years. Will be heading to my bed (or shall I say cozy nest) and bringing some nice material for you guys tomorrow.

Over and out,

Sneaky weasel